Normally it is "not me, Monday" where you talk about what YOU have done. I have never participated, because, quite frankly, I don't do anything of interest really! But today, MckMama is doing "Not my child Monday". That one I can participate in, because, quite frankly, They have done many things of interest lately.
So here it is:
After Michael got his diaper changed and the diaper was laying on the floor in the play room, Jeremiah most certainly did not begin to explore what it was. He most certainly did not decided that the contents in the diaper were edible and most certainly did not eat those contents - No, Not My Child! My child would never do that! He knows that we don't eat things that are in diapers! or does he?
During the boys nap they were in pajamas that snap to the shirt (3 snaps to be exact). After they slept and played a bit I went to go get them up for lunch. As I walked in Michael's bottoms were most certainly not on the floor unsnapped, and he most certainly did not have a funny look on his face. When asked what happened to his pants he did not respond by saying "Uh-Oh." Not MY child - he knows that our pants stay on! (I am still pondering how he figured out how to unsnap them.)
And finally, it wasn't my child that also figured out how to remove his own whisper pull-on pant AND diaper AND snappi during his nap - nope, not my child! (and I will give you two guesses on which baby did that! One hint: He replied with "uh-oh")
Go over to My Charming Kids for all the other "Not Me Mondays!"
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